Through extensive research, we have uncovered the following list of lesser-known plagues that devastated the land of Egypt:
- Causing the WiFi to go down for 15 whole minutes: It was nearly impossible to get anything done.
- Floor Legos: They covered the entire land. It was a time of horrific pain and suffering.
- Every Egyptian had to attend a mandatory 2-hour DEI seminar: You can't say no to HR.
- Inflamed tastebuds right on the tips of their tongues: Man, those things are annoying.
- All shopping carts had one squeaky, wobbly wheel: Every trip to the store was a loathsome experience.
- The gay frogs: You've heard about the plague of frogs? The gay ones were even worse.
- Turning the Nile River into Bud Light: It's what turned the frogs gay.
- Every day was the temperature where you're a little warm in long sleeves but cold in short sleeves: The Egyptians had no clue about how they should dress.
- Really, really high pollen count: Those allergies are killer.
- The hemorrhoid incident: Thankfully, God was merciful and left this one out of the Bible.
With plagues like those, it's no wonder Pharoah and the Egyptians were in such a hurry to let the Israelites go after everything they had to endure!