9. It’s always nighttime somewhere!
This couple couldn’t wait ‘til sundown. The two decided to consummate their love in the middle of the forest. We hope for them that the ceremony was already over because getting grass stains out of a white dress isn’t exactly a walk in the park. The bride seems to be pretty into it too, but grass stains don’t show up as quickly on a dark blue suit.
The bridesmaids on the next page have a different kind of stain they need to be worried about…